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Obliminal

A vague word that can be used in any context, usually to describe quantity or the state of something or someone. When you first hear this word you may not be able to stop saying it for a few days afterwards. WARNING! this word is not a cross between oblivious and subliminal, so don't even think of using it thusly!
Gregory: Don't worry guys, the drinks are on me, I have an obliminal amount of money!

Gerald: Ahh that's alright for some, I'm skint...it's obliminal! oh look, there's Steve...STEVE...STEEEEVE!

Steve: Oh hey guys, didn't see you there. Whatever you do, don't go in the toilets, the mess in there is obliminal! Where is Gary by the way?

Gerald: He's at the bar getting drinks, but he's taking an obliminal amount of time, I don't know what the hold up is.

Gary (returning from the bar): OK guys here are your drinks, oh hey Steve when did you get here?

Steve: Only a few minutes ago mate, traffic was obliminal, oh and by the way, don't go into the toile...

Gary: ...I know mate, it was me, i shit everywhere! it was obliminal.
by Flukemaster5000 November 21, 2010
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Obligingly

I Obligingly went to the market to buy apples.
by Sahil Marwaha September 20, 2019
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Obliminate

A fusion of the word elimate and obliterate. Used for when you absolutely fuck some bitch up.
Yo I'm about to Obliminate your stupid ass.
by Blp7 May 27, 2017
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Oblivinaut

A word created when a friend was listening to another complain about their life as an IT and how it was dealing with people who could not comprehend technology.

1. A mix of the words "Oblivious" and "Astronaut" meaning someone who is oblivious to a certain field or subject.

2. One who explores the frontiers of denial.
Boy: I don't understand, how did he become a professor if he doesn't know anything about computers? I mean he's an artist, he's worldly, he's wise, but he can't find the power button on a box that only has one button!

Girl: He sounds super smart, but that doesn't mean they won't hire him just because he's a TechnOblivinaut.
by PlaidBoots July 1, 2011
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Obliminated

To get obliterated so badly you are automatically eliminated from any competition you join in the next 7-10 business days
Damn, Brennon left the sunroof open on his car and it’s raining. Get obliminated.
by brenny_wenny24 August 23, 2018
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obluminate

to utterly destroy any form of plant life
I accidentally obluminated those flowers while mowing the grass
by ocean422 January 3, 2008
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Optiminal

A group of gamers formed by years of friendship, company name. Currently a Minecraft group, community, and contains traces of ethanol.
Bro 1: I'm really glad we made Optiminal together, I love you guys.
Bro 2, 3 & 4: Shut up cunt.
by Proto :D May 4, 2020
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