Oblivitard

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What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.

Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...

Oblivitard by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

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Oblivitard

A fan of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion who tends to have a dislike of Morrowind or Skyrim. Similar mental retardation as Morroboomers and Skybabies.

Guy 1: Oblivion was the only good Elder Scrolls game.

Guy 2: You're such an Oblivitard.

Oblivitard by HDMI Matrix 4x2 4K 60Hz December 26, 2023

Related Words

Oblivitard • obliviated • oblivitron • Obliviad • oblivited

obliviated

Combination of olbiterate and oblivious. Used to describe an intense state of intoxication.

Jack was obliviated when he drank 25 beers last night.

obliviated by Dave1979 June 11, 2006

Obliviated

FULCRUM COME IN FADED THAN A HO, FADED THAN A HO, FADED THAN A HO, FADED THAN A HO, FADED THAN A HO

I'm absolutely "obliviated" fulcrum gang.

Obliviated by Fulcrum4266 December 20, 2022

obliviated

to completely destroy. Similar to obliterated.

"Man, I just witnessed Desert Fox OBLIVIATE that female!!!"

"I obliviated my liver by getting drunk last night."

"Watch as JFK's head gets oblivated by that sniper round in Dallas, TX"

obliviated by pft pft January 17, 2010

Obliviated

- Over kill, not assassinated but just total gore and carnage. Sometimes refered during war time or killing females

The German Nazi war machine "obliviated" female judens at my vacation spot Auschwitz

Obliviated by Desert Fox86 January 17, 2010

obliviated

To get highly intoxicated via alcohol or narcotics. Remember people on Quaaludes?

Jane gangbanged the team as she was obliviated last night. Jane stop this crazy thing!

obliviated by benitomusso60 December 23, 2003

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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