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Obliminal 

A vague word that can be used in any context, usually to describe quantity or the state of something or someone. When you first hear this word you may not be able to stop saying it for a few days afterwards. WARNING! this word is not a cross between oblivious and subliminal, so don't even think of using it thusly!
Gregory: Don't worry guys, the drinks are on me, I have an obliminal amount of money!

Gerald: Ahh that's alright for some, I'm skint...it's obliminal! oh look, there's Steve...STEVE...STEEEEVE!

Steve: Oh hey guys, didn't see you there. Whatever you do, don't go in the toilets, the mess in there is obliminal! Where is Gary by the way?

Gerald: He's at the bar getting drinks, but he's taking an obliminal amount of time, I don't know what the hold up is.

Gary (returning from the bar): OK guys here are your drinks, oh hey Steve when did you get here?

Steve: Only a few minutes ago mate, traffic was obliminal, oh and by the way, don't go into the toile...

Gary: ...I know mate, it was me, i shit everywhere! it was obliminal.
Obliminal by Flukemaster5000 November 21, 2010

Obliminate

A fusion of the word elimate and obliterate. Used for when you absolutely fuck some bitch up.
Yo I'm about to Obliminate your stupid ass.
Obliminate by Blp7 May 27, 2017

Oblivicate 

Oblivicate , -or

Combining the terms Oblivion, Pontificate and Defecate.

Verb-

Speaking about inappropriate things while on your phone or to others. Doing this in public areas or around your cubicle workers. Speaking on an uncomfortable subject even though it obviously makes the other person uncomfortable.

Noun- (Oblivicator)

A person sounding off on various subjects at nauseum while totally ignorant that there are others around. Someone so arrogant to the idea of hearing themselves speak that they do not care who else hears their stupid banter. A person’s lack of awareness or indifference to their surroundings. Lack of common courtesy.
Verb:

Elly: My tampon didn’t fit well today so I sent my husband out for some new ones. I hate it when they don’t fit, it makes me so mad. I wish there were other ways to stop the bleeding.

Co-worker: uuuuhhhhh, ok……

Elly: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a girl; it would be so much easier. Then I wouldn’t have the babies and have to get an episiotomy. Episiotomies are sooooo gross. They cut you on the taint and blood squirts everywhere. Then the babies head is so big……

Co-worker: oh god…I have never witnessed someone oblivicate like you.

Noun:

Gene- Oh my God! My co-workers over on the other side of the building haven’t stopped talking since they got in three hours ago.

Jill- I know, the boss loves them so much he joins in their inane conversations too. I am afraid he is becoming an oblivicator like them.
Oblivicate by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009

Olicicalicalphobic 

The fear of the letter c being repeated in a word too many times. Seeing this can make a person go so mad that they could severely harm themselves.
You have extremely hyperactive olicicalicalphobia. You are olicicalicalphobic
Olicicalicalphobic by Card houses December 20, 2021

Obliminated 

To get obliterated so badly you are automatically eliminated from any competition you join in the next 7-10 business days
Damn, Brennon left the sunroof open on his car and it’s raining. Get obliminated.
Obliminated by brenny_wenny24 August 23, 2018
When you vocalize about something you are oblivious too
Linda was so oblivocal when she referred to Amanda.
oblivocal by joshuasly December 25, 2015