Objerktion 

A word one uses as an objection after getting caught jerking off

"I just walked in on Steve jackin' it in the bathroom!"

"Objerktion, dude!"

Objerktion by sarabellum84 November 11, 2016

Objection Hearsay

Something Amber Heards lawyer won't stop saying because he can't defend her. He even goes as far as to object his own questions from being answered...!?

Johnnny Depp: *breathes*
Amber Heard's lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY

Objection Hearsay by idkwhatnametopickandidc April 27, 2022

Objection 

A word often used in the Ace Attorney series when one objects to something. It is usually accompanied with desk-slamming and epic background music.

Player: "Hmm.. I dunno... maybe it's this one?" *Present*

Phoenix: "OBJECTION!"

*Cross-examination music stops playing*

Player: "YESSS! I CHOSE THE RIGHT PIECE OF EVIDENCE!"

Objection by Saranghae141 December 30, 2011

Objection Hearsay

A word used to object to your own question. (Typically used in a heavy state of panic)

Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Objection Hearsay
Judge: You asked the question
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Oh

Objection Hearsay by Whatishappeningah April 27, 2022

objection 

Phoenix Wright's bold statement whenever he believes a witness to be lying their pants off.

Girlfriend: "But honey, I never cheated on you with Billy!"

Boyfriend: "OBJECTION! That sticky white stuff on your shoes clearly contradicts your statement."

objection by Phoenix Wright November 26, 2006

Objection, hearsay 

The only thing Benjamin Rottenborn knows how to say

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.

Objection, hearsay by Undefined Object May 4, 2022