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Oberts

the opposite of obert thus someone who has died from having a small penis. if you call someone an oberts, it means they have a small penis.
Chris why Do you have such an oberts?!?!
by WesMont December 11, 2010
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Obersexual

When one finds themselves "turned" or other wise confusingly (or whole heartedly) attracted to the 'Red Viper' Oberyn Nymerios Martell from the hit series 'A Song of Ice and Fire' and hit TV show 'Game of Thrones'.

This particular sexuality is widely accepted to include the entirety of the population.
Son: "Mom... Dad... I'm Obersexual."

Father: "Me too, son. I'm proud of you."
by WeeArkansas June 14, 2014
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conor oberst

1. noun Musician from Nebraska who started recording indie albums as a teenager. Has been in several indie bands including Commander Venus, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos.

2. verb To write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused which may or may not have been linked to your own experiences.

3. adj. A sexy, emtional, skinny, scrawny, pale indie boy who knows how to make you cry when you sit at home alone.
Noun: My favorite band is Bright Eyes, you know with Conor Oberst?

Verb: After her boyfriend cheated on her, she sat in her room for 4 days Conor Obersting and crying.

Adjective: At the Death Cab for Cutie show I saw this extremely Conor Oberst boy, and we made out in the back.
by Emily November 1, 2006
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conor oberst

If only there were more Conor Obersts in the world.
by Anonymous October 23, 2003
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obert

the word originally defines an intelligent young man, however, he died from having a large penis. Thus, his name defines anyone who has a big penis.
For an example, damn yo, billy has a Obert. I hope he doesn't go down like him.
by Obert A. Kong July 25, 2004
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conor oberst

A beautiful and talented singer and songwriter. Has been in many amazing bands.
Man, that Conor Oberst is pretty hot.
by raven February 22, 2004
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conor oberst

A man who makes depression sound extremely appealing. He is just that amazing with words.
I have a friend who's mostly made of pain. He wakes up, drives to work, and straight back home again.
by Sarah Kiser April 9, 2005
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