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optional 

Fuck OWL!

At Vanderbilt, optional means NOT OPTIONAL and not optional means NOT OPTIONAL (aka required).
1) Check your OWL grade because you just got screwed because you didn't do the OPTIONALS!

OptionAl 

No option orders to comply specifically for people named Al. Not to be confused with the word optional which is meant for everyone else.
Failure is not an OptionAl.
OptionAl by SprinklesofKnowledge October 11, 2021

Optional Requirement 

The absurd concept of defining something that must be, when it might not.

Self contradicting term used by fucking idiots.

Malformed phrase created from the terms optional and requirement
Let's put the Video stuff in an appendix since they're an Optional Requirement set.

optional fact 

maintained as factual yet bereft of truth

truthiness synonym
wikipedia is comprised of optional facts. see also kgb youtube.com/watch?v=hoyrMhZFdmY
optional fact by wiki*dia May 19, 2013

Optional Lesbian 

Characters in a video game that the player character of any gender can date
Damn, Stardew Valley has so many Optional Lesbians.

Optional Toilet Paper 

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.