OPILF 

Old(er) people I'd like to fuck.

Patrick Stewart is seventy?! I don't care, that septuagenarian is one hot OPILF.

Holy crap, is Helen Mirren an OPILF! Did you see her in that bikini photo??

OPILF by pseudowoodnymph May 8, 2011

Obilf 

Old Bitch I'd Like To Fuck

When you see an old bitch walking by (60 and up) and she's looking pretty fly. You then think to urself how do I describe her in one word. You call that bitch an obilf.
Man I was at the nursing home and there was this obilf with no teeth!!

Obilf by Officer Big Sexy January 11, 2014

Opilitus

Spontaneous failure of your Mazda 3 MPS.

"My gearbox and engine just Blew up. My MPS has a bad case of Opilitus" - MPS Driver

Opilitus by Doctor113 August 29, 2012

Oilfield-Trash 

Oilfield trash is a term given to someone who works in the oilfields, typically as a Roughneck, and is caracterized by the following traits..
-likely has several tattoos

-drives a truck that is worth more than their house. They likely have a decal on the back of said truck that says "oilfield trash"
-is constantly covered in filth from working on the rig all day
-cusses every other word
-has never been married but has had many wives.

The true test to see if someone is oilfield trash is that they will feel a sense of pride in being called oilfield trash. They like it when people call them oilfield trash and its the highest honor for someone to call them that.

Mad driver: You dumb piece of oilfield-trash, your goddamn truck's exhaust is so strong it just killed my cat.

Oilfeild-Trash: Thank you sir. Your damn right this som' bittchin' truck is the shit, and the exhast only cost me $4000 dollars. Thats only a goddamn months pay for my sorry ass. I'll see your bitchass around.

Oilfield-Trash by westtexaswildcatter January 9, 2012

Opilola 

The best drink ever. It is a soda with ingredients that are extracted from the opium plant. Some people prefer to drink it in an opium den. Lola is featured as the spokesperson for Opilola in some of the Opilola commercials.

Fred: Man, I'm thirsty!
Lola: You should try some Opilola!

Opilola by T-Rex-Man November 19, 2009

Opila bird 

Opila bird

Opila bird

Opila bird by Am not gay February 19, 2023

opalfruits

The original name for the sweets starburst.

Opalfruits made to make your mouth water!

opalfruits by mels June 27, 2006