OILF

Octopus I'd like to funk

Everyone is doing it!

by Aaron, "the shark" April 09, 2005

OILF

Acronym for Octogenarians I'd Like to Fuck

Woman in the eighth decade of life who are sexually attractive and alluring. These women are usually models and socialites who have aged exceptionally well. Examples: Carmen dell'Orefice, China Machedo, Elisabeth Himmer-Hirnigel.

"Check out that woman at the opera. She is such an OILF!"

by Jack NYC September 04, 2013

oilf

Oprah I'd Like to Fuck

that nigga lady from tv is such an oilf

by Jack Anon January 02, 2011

Oilf

Oriental I'd like to fuck

That bitch is a oilf!

by Oilf July 28, 2017

oilf

Oyster I'd Like to Fuck

That oyster is so creamy, what an OILF!

by Master Fruit August 23, 2006

Oilf

Ogre I’d like to fuck.

Shrek is an oilf.

by Spicyspectrum May 18, 2021

Oilf

Acronym for "oldie I'd like to fuck". A gender neutral term for those who don't really fit into the 'milf' or 'dilf' categories due to their gender identity.

Wow the new character in The Owl House, Raine, is so hot. They're a total oilf.

by Jonnie69 July 23, 2021