oapilf

old age penisioner i'ed like to fuck.

'jesus, dude ur nan is oapilf. i jus wanna break her hip replacement in 2.'

by bobblet July 28, 2006

OPILF

Old(er) people I'd like to fuck.

Patrick Stewart is seventy?! I don't care, that septuagenarian is one hot OPILF.

Holy crap, is Helen Mirren an OPILF! Did you see her in that bikini photo??

by pseudowoodnymph May 8, 2011