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OMILF

L: 'Al Pacino is an OMILF!'
N:What the fuck is an OMILF?
L: An old man I'd like to fuck!
by Topiandwanker April 18, 2010
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Old Maid I'd Like To Fuck

A woman who never married or had kids, yet in middle age she is still very hot - and really gets around. Loves to babysit her plainer-looking sister's kids so she can shower them with gifts and treats just like a grandmother, much to the resentment of her sister - especially when that sister's husband can't take his eyes off her (seeing what 'could've been') when she visits.

Much more rare that an actual MILF, but will be more common soon as more people will choose not to marry and/or have kids.
Husband (talking to his buddies at work): "Wow, you should've seen my wife's sis show up to see to the kids while me and my wife went to dinner. She was such a OMILF! The kids were pretty happy too, though my wife wasn't..."
by joe995 September 14, 2023
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Obilf

When you see an old bitch walking by (60 and up) and she's looking pretty fly. You then think to urself how do I describe her in one word. You call that bitch an obilf.
Man I was at the nursing home and there was this obilf with no teeth!!
by Officer Big Sexy January 11, 2014
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niko omilana

An underrated youtuber who managed to get a bunch of clowns to admits they're nonces.
Guy 1: Damn Niko Omilana is very underrated.
Guy 2: Ikr
by Zed787 December 2, 2019
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omile

the state of being in Nirvana.
Person 1: Woah friend! I'm in omile rn!

Person 2: Same bruh, omile is totally trippy
by delicacion July 20, 2015
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Oilfield-Trash

Oilfield trash is a term given to someone who works in the oilfields, typically as a Roughneck, and is caracterized by the following traits..
-likely has several tattoos

-drives a truck that is worth more than their house. They likely have a decal on the back of said truck that says "oilfield trash"
-is constantly covered in filth from working on the rig all day
-cusses every other word
-has never been married but has had many wives.

The true test to see if someone is oilfield trash is that they will feel a sense of pride in being called oilfield trash. They like it when people call them oilfield trash and its the highest honor for someone to call them that.
Mad driver: You dumb piece of oilfield-trash, your goddamn truck's exhaust is so strong it just killed my cat.

Oilfeild-Trash: Thank you sir. Your damn right this som' bittchin' truck is the shit, and the exhast only cost me $4000 dollars. Thats only a goddamn months pay for my sorry ass. I'll see your bitchass around.
by westtexaswildcatter January 9, 2012
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Niko Omilana

A youtuber who can literally sneak into anything including the red carpet. He founded a whole movement fighting racism as an actual joke. He makes other youtubers call themselves nonces and pussies. Overall a nice bloke
person 1: this video is awesome!
person 2: must be Niko Omilana.
person 1: Yeah it is!
by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL December 8, 2019
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