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Öldendörfing 

The heterosexual act where two men insert their erect penises in either end of a Chinese finger trap and have a tug-of-war
"I totally just saw two guys Öldendörfing in the alley behind the sex shop!"
Öldendörfing by StevieG777 February 21, 2014
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Ooden • Oodenawi • oodenblatt • oden • ogden • Odense • Odenton • oodee • odden • Ogdensburg

Gibs Ogden 

An absolute god like mad lad that will listen to africa by toto for a whole decade and comments everyday to prove it.
Dude 1:Hey have you seen the comments on totos song africa?

Dude 2: Yea they're all bout this gibs ogden dude! What persistance that dude has, who is he? Jesus?

Perhaps two years from now:

Dude 1: Hey when did you get together with your gf and made it official?

Dude 2: On the 276th day of Gibs Ogden listening to africe by toto for a whole decade
Gibs Ogden by ConspiracyBlade February 6, 2021

Kozuki Oden

Kozuki Oden is a character from One Piece. He's a Samurai from Wano Country, a member of the Whitebeard and Roger Pirates, and the son of the Shogun. Tall, muscular, and confident, Oden is one of the manliest alpha males to ever exist in One Piece. Not only did he have a harem of women when he was only 15 years old but he also never skipped leg day. He's a powerful, legendary figure, being the only man who Kaido fears. Oden is so legendary that he was put on the same pedestal as Roger (PIRATE KING) and Whitebeard (THE ONE PIECE IS REAL). Oden can be considered as the textbook definition of a himbo.
Person A: Who is Kozuki Oden?
Person B: Sit down. Let me tell you the story of this legend as we are drinking...
Kozuki Oden by mxikeyy March 11, 2023
Kozuki Oden from One Piece is the guy she tells you not to worry about. Oden is a Gigachad and has the best rizz in all of fiction. He had a harem of women when he was only 15 years old and all the women are swooning over him to the point that the men try to hide their wives and daughters from him. But without success. Because Oden is HIM.
Hide your daughters! Hide your wives! Close up your shops! Hide your livestock! Kozuki Oden has returned!
Oden by mxikeyy March 11, 2023

Olden Golden 

Grab me an olden golden out the fridge!
Olden Golden by Legacy 106 September 28, 2006

jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off
"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"
jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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