ON HOLY! 

A Slang Meaning: on the Holy Bible, On God, Agreeing with something or someone. A term used instead of swearing to god you just say ON HOLY!. Originated in Richmond, Ca

One day I’m gone be the most successful black entrepreneur in the world and won’t nobody be able to stop me ON HOLY!

ON HOLY! by TheBlast October 8, 2025

HJ's on Holy Days 

When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.

Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.

Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…

Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days

HJ's on Holy Days by deucebiggss February 27, 2014

Holy black on a Popo! 

An exclaimation of disbelief, awe, or alarm. Coined by Team Four Star in their Dragon Ball Z abridged series.

It references the fact that Mr. Popo is the blackest fucking character in any anime. He is like, a step beyond black.

Goku: I am strong enough to defeat anyone-- HOLY BLACK ON A POPO! WHAT WAS THAT!?

Holy black on a Popo! by Lord Damon November 16, 2009

Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! 

A example of a OMG phrase

guy 1: Holy Jesus on Ice Skates!!!
guy 2: Wats the deal?
guy 1: Gary Coleman died!!!!!!!!

Holy Jesus on Ice Skates! by mjd15 June 23, 2010

holy poop on a stick 

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'

Holy poop on a stick!! The pope just died!

holy poop on a stick by box April 30, 2005

holy crap on a stick 

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

holy crap on a stick by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

holy shit on a stick

Strong expression that relays a sense of suprise and even panic at times. Not to be confused with i'll have a shit on a stick please.

That guy is going balls out! Holy shit on a stick!

holy shit on a stick by ShoesRBad March 21, 2003