The opposite of a wagnard. To be totally balls to the wall awesome. Usually a compliment reserved for a very special occasion, such as when someone saves your life or the dude at Dairy Queen gives you the most awesome non-melted-cheese cheeseburger you have ever experienced.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the drangawmug. 1. When the prostitutes in town get so overloaded with STDs that it becomes visible via fungus growth, and you are forced to migrate to another part of the city to find ones with a health rating of at least 23%.
2. When a straight person turns gay, or vice versa.
2. When a straight person turns gay, or vice versa.
1. I'm gonna start plowing new ground around 4th street tonight man. Last night one of the regulars on 3rd blew up a car with her yeast infection.
2. Fred's hanging around the women's section in Kmart for a different reason since he's turned straight. He's plowing new ground now.
2. Fred's hanging around the women's section in Kmart for a different reason since he's turned straight. He's plowing new ground now.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the plowing new groundmug. 1) When you have tried every sex act you can possibly think of and must refer to a guide or library resource for more ideas.
2) When you sex up a book.
3) When you have sex in a public library, possibly with the librarian.
2) When you sex up a book.
3) When you have sex in a public library, possibly with the librarian.
1) Jimmy ran out of ideas after Labor Day so he was hitting the book.
2) Jimmy couldn't get any ideas so he just sexed up the book.
3) Jimmy sexed up this book in the public library in front of Mrs. Johnson. Perhaps she joined in...?
2) Jimmy couldn't get any ideas so he just sexed up the book.
3) Jimmy sexed up this book in the public library in front of Mrs. Johnson. Perhaps she joined in...?
by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004
Get the hitting the bookmug. When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.
by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004
Get the hump the shizzlemug. One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the reading my emailmug. The ultimate form of a stupid, idiotic, moron. Someone who is just so dumb that you had to make up a word to describe them, because no other word did them justice.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the wagnardmug. The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.
Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the cropsmug.