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One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the reading my email mug.Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.
by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004
Get the boner! mug.The ultimate form of a stupid, idiotic, moron. Someone who is just so dumb that you had to make up a word to describe them, because no other word did them justice.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the wagnard mug.The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.
Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the crops mug.When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.
My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the tail over the fence mug.A drafting teacher at a particular high school. The baddest engineer mofo to ever walk the face of the earth. If you do something bad in his class, you get owned immediately, due to all the cameras watching your every move. He frequently calls people dude or man.
Verb: to duke; duked
Means to get owned by The Duke
Verb: to duke; duked
Means to get owned by The Duke
Guy #1: So how was The Duke's class today?
Guy #2: Man, this guy was messing around with all the computers, and The Duke totally duked him out. Now he's banned from all computers in the school!
Guy #1: Boner...
Guy #2: Man, this guy was messing around with all the computers, and The Duke totally duked him out. Now he's banned from all computers in the school!
Guy #1: Boner...
by WhoaTimesTwo October 17, 2004
Get the The Duke mug.The opposite of a wagnard. To be totally balls to the wall awesome. Usually a compliment reserved for a very special occasion, such as when someone saves your life or the dude at Dairy Queen gives you the most awesome non-melted-cheese cheeseburger you have ever experienced.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
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