WhoaTimesTwo's definitions

boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.

Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!

by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004

reading my email

One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.

Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

crops

The children of a hillbilly farmer whose actual produce failed during the year. He takes them to fairs to enter into contests instead of actual food, though they don't taste nearly as well. They usually can succeed well if entered as yams or squash. Poor kids have to live with that for the rest of their lives.

Jim Bob: Mah corns dinn't grow so wyell tis yar, so I took my two gyurls Wynona and Edbert to the fair! Hyuck. They won the squarsh contest!

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

wagnard

The ultimate form of a stupid, idiotic, moron. Someone who is just so dumb that you had to make up a word to describe them, because no other word did them justice.

Jimmy's a freakin' wagnard. He jizzed in my urine sample and then put bacon bits in it.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

hump the shizzle

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.

When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.

by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004

drangaw

The opposite of a wagnard. To be totally balls to the wall awesome. Usually a compliment reserved for a very special occasion, such as when someone saves your life or the dude at Dairy Queen gives you the most awesome non-melted-cheese cheeseburger you have ever experienced.

1. Dude you just saved my life, you are totally the drangaw!

2. OMG U R TEH AWESOME!!!111!!

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

tail over the fence

When you just barely escape an area after some serious shiz goes down. Usually involves fleeing from incoming cops, or somebody's really strong mother.

My buddies and I lit fire to Mrs. Lindon's rose beds while she was home. I got my tail over the fence, but Rico and Hugh got sodomized by a mop handle.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004