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A really annoying, irritating, and borderline retarded way to say "oh my god". The kid who started the phrase was on crack.
"Like OHEMGEE Sarah!!! You grew a dick last night!
ohemgee by kaylakayla91 October 13, 2007
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how the cool kids say "omg" or oh my god
" ohemgee i got teh most rad haircut today! "

sort of like " el jay "
ohemgee by lyke oMg August 5, 2004
Popularized by Neopets user Elliot of the Evil Things and Monster Sightings (EMS) board, "ohemgee" has come to nearly replace the usual "omg". Whether or not the term would have reached such high public knowledge if someone such as Elliot had not coined it is still under debate.
Elliot first gained recognition on EMS by becoming friendly with the infamous Judas, a troll of high status on the board. Elliot is a cheerful, flirty, and outgoing individual, but his past is troubled and sometimes he just needs to "freak out" and will become surprisingly bitter and sarcastic.
We're wondering why he doesn't just become a goddam emo kid already.
Bill: OHEMGEE today I saw watchmen and I was liek :O:O:O!!!
Bob: Yeah, ohemgee that WAS good!
OHEMGEE by Slayer of Noobs March 9, 2010
OhEmGee being the new band in the newage "Crunkcore" genre. Along with dot dot curve, brokeNCYDE, millionaires, and Dropping A Popped Locket. He talks about being "crunk" or he likes to say "krunk" when he is only 16? Lol. Beside the fact of being a complete idiot. The music is still understandable and better then most because you can actually understand lol.
Emo: Did you hear about the new band OhEmGee?
Scene kid: Yeah they are dopee
OhEmGee by TRACKERALLIANCE May 7, 2010
a word referring to omg. but you would say this like when you wouldnt expect something to happen. you actually can here the short vowels when you say it.

sounds like: oh + m + gee= ohemge!
" ohemge! did you see that deer jump the fence."
"wow i just had an 'ohemge!' moment."
ohemge! by natedogg!9254 April 7, 2009
omg but in a long way of saying it
Girl: Owemgee is that a tree
Girl2:Oemgee it is
Owemgee by April 22 day April 23, 2022
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