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A really annoying, irritating, and borderline retarded way to say "oh my god". The kid who started the phrase was on crack.
"Like OHEMGEE Sarah!!! You grew a dick last night!
ohemgee by kaylakayla91 October 13, 2007
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how the cool kids say "omg" or oh my god
" ohemgee i got teh most rad haircut today! "

sort of like " el jay "
ohemgee by lyke oMg August 5, 2004
Popularized by Neopets user Elliot of the Evil Things and Monster Sightings (EMS) board, "ohemgee" has come to nearly replace the usual "omg". Whether or not the term would have reached such high public knowledge if someone such as Elliot had not coined it is still under debate.
Elliot first gained recognition on EMS by becoming friendly with the infamous Judas, a troll of high status on the board. Elliot is a cheerful, flirty, and outgoing individual, but his past is troubled and sometimes he just needs to "freak out" and will become surprisingly bitter and sarcastic.
We're wondering why he doesn't just become a goddam emo kid already.
Bill: OHEMGEE today I saw watchmen and I was liek :O:O:O!!!
Bob: Yeah, ohemgee that WAS good!
OHEMGEE by Slayer of Noobs March 9, 2010
OhEmGee being the new band in the newage "Crunkcore" genre. Along with dot dot curve, brokeNCYDE, millionaires, and Dropping A Popped Locket. He talks about being "crunk" or he likes to say "krunk" when he is only 16? Lol. Beside the fact of being a complete idiot. The music is still understandable and better then most because you can actually understand lol.
Emo: Did you hear about the new band OhEmGee?
Scene kid: Yeah they are dopee
OhEmGee by TRACKERALLIANCE May 7, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026