OCTCPL

Obsessive Compulsion To Change Plot Lines. This syndrome is typically associated with writers. It also applies to anyone who wishes to constantly 'tweak' the entire story plot line. People with this syndrome also tend to deny that they have it.

Person 1: OMG THEY CAN'T FALL IN LOVE!! THE SOCIETY CAN'T HAVE EMOTIONS!!

Person 2: Stop changing the plot line, it was fine the way it was.
Person 1: But it has to be exciting and different!!
Person 2: I think you have OCTCPL.
Person 1: I DO NOT!

by CTDur October 21, 2014

octuplets

In America, a completely perfect reason to get a ton of presents, gifts, media coverage and other frivolous shit absolutely free. See meal ticket.

Congratulations on having a functional ovular system! Allow me and the rest of our idiotic media and brain-dead legions to shower you with a big-screen television, a gigantic cake that you'll probably just throw away, a bounty of clothes and three new cars! Your ability to squirt out octuplets with the assistance of a lab and numerous injections is a valuable asset to American society! In no way are you fucking up the gene pool or our future with children that you have no time to pay individual attention to!

by Vomikron July 4, 2009

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Octopleb

An eight sided pleb.

Someone who is a pleb from every angle.

That guy is an octopleb.

by Stephen Elliott December 26, 2008

octipliphify

The act of making 8 sandwiches while doing back flips on the moon, then slapping people with oreos.

Damn Bryan, you did the whole entire octipliphify in under 3 minutes! what a bamf!

by petit fromage June 16, 2010

Octoplug

When one woman has 8 men at once.

1 penis in mouth
1 penis in vagina
1 penis in anus
1 penis inbetween boobs
1 penis underneath each arm pit
1 penis in each hand

Dude call Tanya and tell her to come to Dunners, the dudes want to go an octoplug
tonight.

by Happy Johnny September 22, 2009

octaplegic

A pair of conjoined twins who both suffer from paralysis of all four of their limbs, leaving them as octaplegic as a medical condition.

Let's go to the freak show, I heard there's an octaplegic on display.

by jrh5356 April 14, 2005