The results of particularly savage anal intercourse - the splitting of an anal sphincter into about 8 parts, or in 8 different directions etc.
This is particularly common when using insufficient lubrication with a male of large girth.
The term does not apply solely to eight-way tears, but can be applied more generally to severe anal damage due to intercourse.
"I did that girl up the back passage too hard and octaplied her into hopital"
"I heard he went to the gay club and got octaplied last night. He's walking pretty funny..."
"I octaply girls on a regualar basis" "Dude, stop it with the anal or get surgery or something!!"
Guy: "Octaplication on a Saturday night! I love it!" Young girl: "Waaaaaaaa! Call an ambulance, it hurts like f*ck!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.