O Crap

1. Usually said with a soft tone or in a great exclamation when the user has had a revelation.

Man A: Ok man, were here at the house. Do you have the key?

Man B: "Closes his eyes" O Crap.

by Grimjoe October 4, 2009

piece o' crap

1. One small turd.

2. An adjective describing a wide array of objects including Microsoft computers, Zune media players, and American automobiles.

Person 1: This Ford FI-50 is really a piece o' crap.

Person 2: True that. A bit just snapped off in my hand.

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009

Sac O' Crap

1.) A jolly motherfucker that stays home and eats cake

2.) A sac filled with crap

While a girl gives you head or watever u put a Sac O' Crap on her back

by Greg Romano November 29, 2004

Crap-o-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.

Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.

by Dasch March 12, 2009

crap-o-matic

Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat

That dude is crap-o-matic.

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

Crap-o-matic

A terrible and worthless computer. A Hunk of junk. Shit.

Hey Janet, Take a look at this Crap-o-matic, I can shit out something that can process data faster.

by Kirill Morozov July 11, 2003

Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.

John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"

by TheContraBass November 22, 2009