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Crap-o-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.
Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.
Crap-o-lantern by Dasch March 12, 2009
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Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.
John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"
Crap-o-Lantern by TheContraBass November 22, 2009

crap o lantern 

Pumpkin shaped crap that comes out around halloween time
Hey, check out the crap o lanterns this year!!!
crap o lantern by steve austin September 15, 2005

crapolantern 

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?
crapolantern by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005