Crap-o-lantern

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A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.

Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.

Crap-o-lantern by Dasch March 12, 2009

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Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.

John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"

Crap-o-Lantern by TheContraBass November 22, 2009

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