A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
An explosion of crap
My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.
The metric measurement of crap
OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.
Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.
Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!
The Roman God of Shit
You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS
Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat
That dude is crap-o-matic.
Crappy Halloween decoration
Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?