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A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag
Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

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An explosion of crap
My baby had a craplosion in his diaper.
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

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The metric measurement of crap
OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

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Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.
Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

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The Roman God of Shit
You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS
by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

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Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat
That dude is crap-o-matic.
by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

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Crappy Halloween decoration
Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?
by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

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