This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch
Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B
Pronounced (bow-BA-fub) - An acronym used to describe a very large, unattractive and unpleasant female.
Expanded- Big Ole' beefy ass fat ugly bitch.
Origin – unknown high school football field in Arizona.
You girlfriend is hot but her friend is a B.o.b.a.f.u.b.!
b.o.b.-a-thon: when a girl comes home from a hard day and takes a nice long bath, then proceeds to have a marathonsession with her favorite vibrator. Includes multiple orgasms over a 2-3 hour period.
Sunshine: So what'd you do last night, Katie?
Katie: I had a b.o.b.-a-thon, and I feel so much better today! I was at it for like three hours! Six orgasms and no stress today baby!
Alpha/Beta/Omega
A hierarchical system or relationship where some or all persons involved have a defined biological role based on animal behavior research. Alpha being the most dominant, Beta being subordinate to the Alpha but dominant to the Omega, and Omega being the lowest of the totem pole (most subordinate). Very common in furry culture.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.