Obalong is an adjective that means long, disproportionate, and basically fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.
Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.
Observation. Usuallyused in relation to the feds watching/observing you as you are a suspect in a crime.
Person 1: Rah mans on obbo u kno. Feds have pulled me twice cah they think im slanging crack Person 2: Trident are moving mad fam, the whole gang is on obbo still
A self-inflicted, non-surgical disconnection of the portion of the brain that allows individuals to reason and think critically. The procedure has been most frequently observed among acolytes and fawning devotees of Barack "The Messiah" Obama.
"I used to be worried about the United States becoming a socialistcountry, but since my Obatomy, the future looks rosy!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.