Nuttcrack

Used when your nuts sit below your taint in between the glutes

Jerry:"SHIT I JUST GOT A NUTTCRACK FUCK IT HURTS"

by Lexico Koranio March 11, 2020

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hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

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buttcrack coolidge

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

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Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.

God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn

by Blake November 11, 2002

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nutcracker

A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.

I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.

by MrSkeletonpants April 11, 2016

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