1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.
Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.
Noun - That haterCarol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.
Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.
A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.