The expression for what you do with your buttcheeks when you need to really need to hold in your fart. Called "nutcracking" because you clench your cheeks so tightly that you could crack a walnut (or some other kind of nut) in between them.
by Twin D-hoo June 1, 2010
Get the nutcracking mug.This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.
I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.
by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010
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An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 26, 2021
Get the optimal nutcracking height mug.When one lightly coats his nutsack with vasoline and stamps somebody's vehicle windsheild or house windows (any glass object) with their nutsack leaving a clear image of ones nutprint on glass.
"Hey, you niggers want to go nutsacking tonight?"
"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."
"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"
"I just nutsacked Dan's glass of water.."
"Dude, which one of you sons of bitches nutsacked my windsheild last night?"
by PermNasty June 14, 2009
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Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!
Bill: I'm sorry Poopykins, but my backdoor is a little musky right now.
Tim: That's OK, I was kind of in the mood for some nutcrackering tonight anyways!
by Captain James T. Chez January 10, 2015
Get the nutcrackering mug.I can't wait for Britney Spears to lose some weight so I can get back to nutjacking to "Oops!... I Did It Again."
by silaszeus@lycos.com June 29, 2006
Get the nutjacking mug.At night time, a car full of people park infront of a house. The driver proceeds to lay on the horn until a light is observed to be turn on in said house. The driver then counts to 3 then everyone in the car yells 'NUTSACK' as loud as they can. Then driver drives the group off to repeat this action again. Can be done to same house multiple times or even random people walking down the street.
"Hey man, we are getting some guys together to go NUTSACKING later. Its going to be hilarious. You interested?"
by project_satan661 April 16, 2009
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