Nutmug

Not to be confused with the popular soccer term nutmeg when the attacking player dribbles the ball between the defenders legs, however in this case it is not a soccer ball going between your legs it is a large dagger-like shank. Nutmug is when any weapon or sharp object is inserted or stabbed into a victims testicular area. Typically used by gangs in the 1960’s the victim (always being a male) experiences excruciating pain in the baby-maker. After the action of stabbing another male’s balls has taken place it is popular to remove the male’s balls and keep them as souvenir usually storing them in a jar or box.

John-Bro what happened last night you were at the party then you just disappeared!
Michael-Bro everything went black the next thing I knew my balls were gone!
John- Oh you got nutmugged

by ....Donut June 11, 2018

Nutmuppet

A nice but dim middle aged man

Your dad is a nutmuppet

by Lord Yorby April 11, 2021

Nugmugget

n. An offensive or tool-like person (male or female).

"That girl from the ice cream shop totally wimped out on my cone. What a nugmugget."

by Speakers Blown August 9, 2009

nutbuggle

Having sex with a chick and ur nut gets stuck in her Vagina.

Best sex of my life last night.. then i got nutbuggled.. :(

by Ashcroft June 20, 2006

Tasty Anal Nutnuggets

When you solidify semen by freezing it into nugget shape, then insert it into a woman's anus, waiting for it to melt and leak out before being served to the man eating ass.

Person 1: Last night, my girl made me some tasty anal nutnuggets, it was great.

Person 2: Damn, I wish my girl would dare to do something more than feet shit.

by One very bendy boi March 18, 2019

double nutmeg

A soccer term used for when a player nutmegs two players in a row. This phrase was started after Tobin Heath did a double nutmeg while player for the U.S Women's National Team.

Keep calm and double nutmeg.

by babyhorse5573 October 15, 2011

nutmeg queen

U.S women's national team player, Tobin Heath, is known for "megging" and embarrassing her opponents therefore being named the nutmeg queen

"Omg she is a nutmeg queen"

by Tats krueger December 30, 2016