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nutswinger 

Some one who hangs from someone's nuts, (i.e. a stalker, fan). Follows ever move they make
Mike is such a nutswinger.
nutswinger by Chopperdiva March 10, 2004

nutsling 

Any person or thing acting in a manner that causes the people around them to experience anger, annoyance, frustration, or the desire to either drink heavily, run away, or commit a homicide.
My husband is a real nutsling.

My kids are acting like nutslings today.

Wow, what a nutsling.
My nutsling phone keeps autocorrecting me.
nutsling by wizbef May 9, 2012
a slang word for the word "nothing". It became popular with the movie "Big Lebowski". There is a scene in the movie where Jeff Bridges' character is the victim of a break in by some self described nihilists who proclaim they believe in nothing but because of their German accents they pronounce the word as nussing.
from the Big Lebowski - "We believe in nussing, Lebowski"
Nussing by Andy Gibb May 7, 2009
To suck up to or obsess over a person or thing.
"Great another (Nissan) Skyline for everyone to nutswing on..."
nutswing by Merzbow42 August 2, 2007
The process of thrusting you hips back and forth in a violent manner while wearing gym shorts to create a smacking sound against the rectum and the testicals.
hey hey! stop nussing in front of my kids!!!
nussing by codysmif April 21, 2008

nutswinger 

Any girl who refuses to be away from her boy. Typically, she puts a damper on otherwise good times by just being there. The same term could be reversed such that the boy is the pain in the ass, applied to gay couples, or (less accurately) lesbian couples.
"You remember how cool Rob used to be? Too bad he has that nutswinger of a girlfriend, now."

"Dude, your girls a damn nutswinger. Don't invite her."

"Dude, grow some balls and tell your nutswinger girl to stay home."
nutswinger by kevlarcupid September 16, 2008