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nutsling

Any person or thing acting in a manner that causes the people around them to experience anger, annoyance, frustration, or the desire to either drink heavily, run away, or commit a homicide.
My husband is a real nutsling.

My kids are acting like nutslings today.

Wow, what a nutsling.
My nutsling phone keeps autocorrecting me.
by wizbef May 9, 2012
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Pelican Nutslinger

The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.

When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.
You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!
by johnelbow April 7, 2010
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ballsack nutslinger

the type of videogame where there is an over emphasis on graphics, budget, celebrity cameos, while ultimately lacking an actual game to play and still being a piece of shit
im afraid squadron 42 and GTA 6 are just going to be just another ballsack nutslinger
by Fleebie January 28, 2026
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