nutsling 

Any person or thing acting in a manner that causes the people around them to experience anger, annoyance, frustration, or the desire to either drink heavily, run away, or commit a homicide.

My husband is a real nutsling.

My kids are acting like nutslings today.

Wow, what a nutsling.
My nutsling phone keeps autocorrecting me.

nutsling by wizbef May 9, 2012

nutswinger 

Some one who hangs from someone's nuts, (i.e. a stalker, fan). Follows ever move they make

Mike is such a nutswinger.

nutswinger by Chopperdiva March 10, 2004

nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.

After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.

nut sling by Joseph A September 16, 2006

nutswing

To suck up to or obsess over a person or thing.

"Great another (Nissan) Skyline for everyone to nutswing on..."

nutswing by Merzbow42 August 2, 2007

nutling 

An undersized testicle

My nutling was the size of an acorn

nutling by <(80b 8)> April 9, 2014

nutswinger 

Any girl who refuses to be away from her boy. Typically, she puts a damper on otherwise good times by just being there. The same term could be reversed such that the boy is the pain in the ass, applied to gay couples, or (less accurately) lesbian couples.

"You remember how cool Rob used to be? Too bad he has that nutswinger of a girlfriend, now."

"Dude, your girls a damn nutswinger. Don't invite her."

"Dude, grow some balls and tell your nutswinger girl to stay home."

nutswinger by kevlarcupid September 16, 2008

Pelican Nutslinger 

The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.

When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.

You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!

Pelican Nutslinger by johnelbow April 7, 2010