Nutella nut 

Nutella nut is when a black male masterbates and climaxes in a Nutella jar and then proceeds to spread it on bread and eats it

Bro I had some good ass Nutella nut yesterday you should try it sometime

Nutella nut by A big ass nigga with a duck February 2, 2018

Creamy Nutella 

Creamy Nutella is when a man ejaculates into a jar of Nutella. He then gifts it to his sister, mother, grandmother, or girlfriend as a gift. It is commonly done by white folk because of their love for Nutella.

John: "I made some creamy Nutella last night. I prepared it for my girlfriend!"
Davis: "Yum! Can I have some?"

Creamy Nutella by Hot dog willy May 9, 2015

nutella job 

when a high school girl is so in love with nutella she slathers on a boys penis and begins to perform oral

Caroline: does anybody want a nutella job
Brandon: yea lets go outside

nutella job by thekingoflou December 4, 2011

Nutella 

God's favourite spreadable food, made by pixies in the magical land of yum.

I eat so much Nutella, I actually ejaculate it

Nutella by themuseicman May 15, 2006

Arse like a Nutella pot 

A particularly nasty sticky shit where the constant wiping of your ass will never draw a clean wipe.

Mick, you used up a whole bog roll in there. Sorry mate, I had an arse like a Nutella pot.

Arse like a Nutella pot by Jayboy1980 May 16, 2020

Nutella 

The best thing ever to exist on the face of the Earth. Legend has it that Zeus himself created this rich spread to be devoured by the first man and other gods. Any haters of this bottle of tastegasm shalt be locked away in a shadowy dungeon to be killed for treason against the best taste in the world.

Thing 1: Dude, that chick is so hawt, she is even better than Nutella.
Thing 2: Dude, nothing's better than Nutella.

Thing 1: I'm feeling down, nothing can cheer me up.
Thing 2: Not even Nutella?
Thing: There's nothing in this world Nutella can't fix dawg, give me a spoon and a jar!

Nutella by A very good guy May 11, 2013

nutella 

A heavenly hazelnut and chocolate spread, basically sex in a jar.

Man, nutella trumps peanut butter any day.

nutella by AmeliaJane January 28, 2009