Nutblast 

When your cumshot ascends, it reaches a level of intensity that it acts like a blast, rather than a shot.
A cumshot can be defined as a nutblast if it meets one or two of the following:

• The spread of the shot is much wider than what it usually is

• It feels much heavier and comes out in a larger amount than usual

• The orgasm makes you instantly roll your eyes back into a full ahegao and takes all the energy out of you for an extended period of time

Dude 1: "I was jerking off to some really kinky shit, and then they turned the raunchy levels up to 11, I nutblasted so hard I was paralysed for like 15 minutes!"
Dude 2: "Bro wtf"

Nutblast by Greenknight9000 April 6, 2020

Testicle Nutblast 

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))

Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!

Testicle Nutblast by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019

Jimmy NutBlast 

Jimmy Neutron nuts out a big one when he has a brain blast.

(A problem occurs)
Jimmy - *thinking of a solution*
(A few seconds go by)
Also Jimmy - *nuts everywhere when he yells brain blast*
Also known as “Jimmy Nutblast”

Jimmy NutBlast by Poopityscoop9198 December 24, 2021

Jim Boner testicle nut blast 

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles

When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...

Jim Boner testicle nut blast by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017

nut blast 

blowin your load all over someone just to make a point.

I'm gonna give that bitch the nut blast, and I won't even feel bad about it.

nut blast by Dante September 18, 2003

Funky Nut Blast

When a man hasn’t showered in days and gives a girl a facial. His dirty balls and dick give his nut a funky taste

Brad: “this chick wants me to splooge on her face!”
Corey: “you smell like dick dude that’s gonna be a funky nut blast”

Funky Nut Blast by onfonem666 August 18, 2021

funky nut blast

Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu

1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast

2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast

funky nut blast by therealfunkynutblast August 7, 2018