by NerfMaster69 August 31, 2020
When your cumshot ascends, it reaches a level of intensity that it acts like a blast, rather than a shot.
A cumshot can be defined as a nutblast if it meets one or two of the following:
• The spread of the shot is much wider than what it usually is
• It feels much heavier and comes out in a larger amount than usual
• The orgasm makes you instantly roll your eyes back into a full ahegao and takes all the energy out of you for an extended period of time
A cumshot can be defined as a nutblast if it meets one or two of the following:
• The spread of the shot is much wider than what it usually is
• It feels much heavier and comes out in a larger amount than usual
• The orgasm makes you instantly roll your eyes back into a full ahegao and takes all the energy out of you for an extended period of time
Dude 1: "I was jerking off to some really kinky shit, and then they turned the raunchy levels up to 11, I nutblasted so hard I was paralysed for like 15 minutes!"
Dude 2: "Bro wtf"
Dude 2: "Bro wtf"
by Greenknight9000 April 6, 2020
When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))
Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!
by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019
(A problem occurs)
Jimmy - *thinking of a solution*
(A few seconds go by)
Also Jimmy - *nuts everywhere when he yells brain blast*
Also known as “Jimmy Nutblast”
Jimmy - *thinking of a solution*
(A few seconds go by)
Also Jimmy - *nuts everywhere when he yells brain blast*
Also known as “Jimmy Nutblast”
by Poopityscoop9198 December 24, 2021
When 2 people (normally male) try and shoot each other in the nuts with a nerd gun, an other variation includes nut blaster extreme where you take an airsoft gun and try and shoot each other in the nuts
by NerfMaster69 August 27, 2020