Nut-Megging

Take any coffee of a holiday flavor such as pumpkin spice, nutmeg, eggnog or hot chocolate and cumming into the beverage as another person takes a drink.

Hey babe can I try Nut-Megging with you sometime?

Nut-Megging by Samuel. L. Wackson October 6, 2020

nutmegging 

The ill-advised consumption of the common household spice Myristica fragrans, which, when taken in large quantities (about a tablespoon or more), will cause a minor inebriation characterized by light-headedness and intermittent mild euphoria alternating with the horrible side effects of intense nausea, severe headache, heart palpitations, abdominal pain, bone pain, muscle aches, and delirium; a cheap and unpleasant high commonly sought after by those without access to decent, safer drugs like marijuana, cocaine, opiates, and almost anything else besides Drano. May cause liver damage.

Friend #1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency

nutmegging by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014

nutmegging 

getting stupidly high off of eating large amounts of nutmeg.

Dude, I was nutmegging yesterday, and I feel like I'm going to vomit.

nutmegging by Wilmmer September 26, 2010

Nutmegging 

When you teabag someone during the month of December.

Charles made it a habit of nutmegging his kills in Call of Duty last December.

Nutmegging by ifixphns December 21, 2020

Nutmeggin' 

The act of cutting off a man's nuts during sexual intercourse

She started nutmeggin' her dates and they never call her back

Nutmeggin' by Blegh666 April 20, 2018

Nutmegging 

having sexual intercourse in the state of Connecticut

My boyfriend and I were nutmegging so often during our trip to Connecticut last month. I mean there's nothing else to do there!

Nutmegging by nutmegging_nancy December 26, 2022

Nutmeging 

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.

-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.

Nutmeging by Doctor Of Alcohol March 7, 2024