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Nutmegger 

Masshole: Damn yah nutmeggahs drive so slow!

Connecticuter: Just call me a Nutmegger.
Nutmegger by K-Lee NYAHHH October 18, 2007

nutbaggin 

Lickn'the back side of the nuts.
Karen and Ashley was nutbaggin'Greg til Ashley bit the skin of Greg's taint. Greg gave dat bitch a mushroom tattoo.
nutbaggin by Your Couzin November 19, 2005

Nutmegger 

one who partakes in the recreational use of nutmeg to get high. nutmeg users equvilent of pothead
don go with that bloke, hesa straight nutmegger.
Nutmegger by Atlec June 30, 2006

nutmegged 

the act of getting high from drinking way too much egg nog to the point of hallucination.
Bro 1: dude are you trippin, your pupils are the size of records!
Bro 2: i'm totally nutmegged!
nutmegged by preeep4081 November 5, 2010

Nutmegged 

To be completely plastered out of your mind. This word arose from Ireland, where people are usually assumed to be able to drink a lot. Their ability to drink so much came from their sadness over their small genitalia. But, when someone from Ireland lacked any alcohol tolerance, they would be outcast, in quite the same manor the Patriot fans are rejected by society at large. These people were considered nutmegged at the time of their drunkenness.
Gannam: Claire, I'm sorry. Everyone else: fuck y'all scrubs.

Mike: What's his problem?
Dan: He's quite nutmegged right now.
Nutmegged by Johntheminesweep November 30, 2010

nutmegging 

The ill-advised consumption of the common household spice Myristica fragrans, which, when taken in large quantities (about a tablespoon or more), will cause a minor inebriation characterized by light-headedness and intermittent mild euphoria alternating with the horrible side effects of intense nausea, severe headache, heart palpitations, abdominal pain, bone pain, muscle aches, and delirium; a cheap and unpleasant high commonly sought after by those without access to decent, safer drugs like marijuana, cocaine, opiates, and almost anything else besides Drano. May cause liver damage.
Friend #1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency
nutmegging by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014
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