Nut hair

The pubic hair around a guy's penis.

Sheila tried to give her boyfriend a blow job, but kept getting nut hair in her mouth.

by BelugaWBrown September 6, 2016

nut hair

1. Pubic hair, short and curley.
2. Insult, see above

You are such a nut hair Ross.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

nut hair

pubic hair on a guy's balls

Braden looks like a nut hair

by Jamie & Erin June 30, 2004

Nut Hair Jubilee

This phrase originated in Little Rock, Arkansas. Basically, it means a righteous cluster fuck. It can be used anytime you get into a pinch, or just a down right fucked up situation with multiple causes and no way out.

"This is such a nut hair jubilee."

"This is a fine nut hair jubilee you've gotten us into."

"Jesus Christ, what a nut hair jubilee."

"No thanks. The last time you had an idea, we wound up in a nut hair jubilee."

by Matthew May 19, 2004

Nut Hair Deluxe

When A waitor at a Diner that probably goes by the name of Otto, gets very irritated that you keep sending him in the back for more food or drinks because it seems like he may have rapid mood swings, he proceeds to rip out his gray nut hair off his old wrinkly nut bag and throw them into your California Cheese Burger Deluxe thus not telling you about it and laughing the whole time you throw down that tasty hidden treat.

Yo Brian does not come to this diner anymore. Why Not? Cause last time he pissed off Otto he got a Nut Hair Deluxe.

by Robbie From Netcong November 9, 2008

Nut Hair Jubilee

A sticky situation, possibly involvign an ear mold silly putty and/or olive oil.

" Wendy that silly putty realy got us into a nut hair jubilee".

by TZ1210 February 7, 2007

A Nut Hair Away

When someone is so close they are just “A Nut Hair Away”. When someone is so close to something there is no other way to describe how close you was or far away you was so you need this to describe it. You was so close to that something you was doing that it was just “A Nut Hair Away” or “A Nut Hair Close”.

Example 1: I almost lost my job I was so close to losing it, “I was just “A Nut Hair Away” or I was just “A Nut Hair Close”

Example 2: I got saved by a nut hair.

by A Nut Hair June 20, 2021