1.A person who is useless 2.A drip of sweat that starts at the underside of your nuts where your ass crack starts and runs down your nuts getting your underpants wet.
While running, drop your pants and aim. Starting wacking viciously and once near ejaculation, aim at your victim. Finally, bust a nut over your victim and get the fuck out of there.
Justin and Brandon: Awwwwshittt@#@@ look at Deni, he bout to do a nut and run. Deni: *Fap fap fap fap fap PEW PEW PEW* Random Chick: *SPEEERMREGARbLELELELL*
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.