Nut Crack

Dude my ex-girlfriend kicked me so hard in the nut crack when she found out I was cheating.

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tough nut to crack

Something or some situation very difficult to deal with satisfactorily. You may use just 'tough nut' too.

Property division is a tough nut to crack in divorce.
Iraq has become a tough nut for the U.S. government.

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Nut sack crack is the crevice between the testicles created from placing your finger in between them.

Joey: Hey, Jim, come check out this nut sack crack.

Jim: Oh wow, dude, that's some nice sack crack!

Joey: Thanks, man, I work out.

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Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.

Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.

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an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

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Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

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Brenda is beautiful and we had a wonderful time, but she's a tough crack to nut.

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