The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

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Nusser

Someone who you know and you can have fun with most of the time.Nusser is a person who you can talk to when you have issues and will always give you strange solutions for them.. but they seem to always work. Nusser is very loud when he talks that some people think hes shouting at them when hes talking to them but hes not.. and keeps on denying that he is. Nusser sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy when he laughs. Nusser will do you as many favors as you need but with a little bit of complaining. he would say stuff like " no man sorry i cant do it ". but once you ask him nicely and mention words like "please" Nusser is all yours!!. Nuseer is a great DJ that can make you listen to him mixing tracks all night long. Nusser's dream is to DJ in front of the largest crowd in the whole world and make them listen to what he's got. Nusser is a very clean and organized person. Nusser ditches early morning classes like no one.

It is 3 am..

Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.

Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.

Baraa: please man !!

Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.

Nusser by Barbourita July 1, 2009

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Nossel

Another word for nose. Derives from the word nasal.

"You have something on your nossel"
"My nossel is itchy"

Nossel by Couscous Nince September 1, 2018

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Nussenzwagger

1. /noun/ An alcoholic beverage that (due to a small amount of mercury and lead) changes from color to color while you drink it. The immediate affect of the drink is a sudden dream-like high. Can be described as a a truly psychedelic experience. Unfortunately, side affects include "hippie" hallucinations, serious and sudden tremors of the body, and on occasion breaking out into Lady Gaga dance moves as well as songs.

Note: There is a slight chance of permanently altering your central nervous system (a.k.a your brain)...but in a blind test put out by the NIH only 7/10 people had this problem. So take your chance and be one of the lucky 30%...actually no, 20% (the other 10% sort of...."moved on" if you no what i mean, they will be deeply missed).

Dude 1: "Hey man, can i have 2 Nussenzwaggers?"

Dude 2: "Sure. Happy suicide."

Dude 1: "You know it!"

Nussenzwagger by ilovetheevent November 2, 2010

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