Nessel 

Also known as Ness, P-Ness, Loch Ness Monster

1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies.

2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.

3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs.

4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head.

The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.

1. "Man, where's Ness?"
"He's in 'the cave' again."
"Ah shit, there goes my little brother!"
"Eh, he fried out your 360, fuck him."
"Oh yeah. Fuck him."

2. "I've never seen Mr. Nessel before."
"NEVER CALL HIM MR. NESSEL. EVER."
"I heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you throw enough shit at him."

3. "Ness, did you ever kill anyone in the NFL?"
"*Groans like a retarded caveman."
"Silly Ness."

4. "I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore, Ness"
"Ugh ugh ugh QUIT SCREWIN AROUND!"

Nessel by Anchovie December 26, 2007

newsela 

some gay ass website we are forced to do bc of school. it is fucking torture.

person 1: oh shit i have newsela tonight!
person 2: suck 2 b u!

newsela by teachers are gay April 17, 2020

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

Neshell 

She is bad and good. She is talented and bougie

She is a Neshell

Neshell by Bad and bougie💜 January 8, 2017

nessecary 

So, you just spelled necessary wrong so y'know like why are you living?

"I might kill 3 people today"
"I don't think that is nessecary"
*read 8:53*

nessecary by Broken1210 September 14, 2019

Nessex

Nessex is currently one of the dubstep industries best original innovators as well as mainstream remixers. He's best known for his remix of Xilent - Choose Me II, being ranked among top ten Dubstep artists in the world, and also his extremely loyal soundcloud following.

Raver #1 "Who's that maniac dropping bass-bombs on stage?"
Raver #2 "Omg, that's NESSEX!" *Eargasms*

Nessex by Dubfan October 19, 2012

Nessenyul

A strong, fearless boy from Wales who once lost his hammer.

Nessenyul! Wheh'za hahma

Nessenyul by MikeTrout27 October 24, 2018