Nassel 

To show off or show someone something that may or may not be yours where your only reason for it is to further yourself or to make yourself become "cooler" in the eyes of the person you are showing it to. While actually looking more like a tool for every time you do it.

(Most people who nassel will do it so much that they actually have no idea they even do it!)

-"Hey! Have you seen my TV?! It's 42 inches! Check it out! Hey have you seen my couch!? Hey check out Paul's gun safe and his guns!"......."Chris... Stop nasseling everything you possibly can, especially all my stuff!"

Nassel by PWyatt March 23, 2008

Nassel 

Jana’s husband n the most handsome man in the universe according to 100% of the population

Nassel my man

Nassel by Nassers gf June 9, 2023

Taking A Nesselrodt 

The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

Taking A Nesselrodt by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

Nasser 

HUGE schlong , faithful ass nigga, plays playstation so hes straight, will knock a nigga out, always speaks what is on his mind, passionate lover and loves food

person a: hey have you met Nasser
person b: oh yeah i've met him, i piped him.
person a: same gurl

Nasser by RaccoonToast June 25, 2019

Flea Nasser 

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.

Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
….
Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser

Flea Nasser by OppositeOfFleaNasser April 3, 2022

Josh Nasser 

His father was the Antiochian Village camp director from 1997-2006. Tough shadow to live under

Josh Nasser: hey guys...
Literally everyone: Wow Josh thanks for telling us again how your dad was the camp director

Josh Nasser by Amashni September 4, 2018

Nashelly 

A beautiful girl with numerous gifts. She’s smart and amazing, yet chooses not to acknowledge it. Yes she has “hell” in her name but that’s because nothing good comes easy. Things might seem a little harder with her but it’s only for the moment and after that she’s the perfect person to be around. She makes you laugh with her contagious smile and her hugs give enough butterflies in your stomach to carry you away. But don’t take her for granted cause she’ll fuck your dumbass up.

Friend: Aye I heard u got a girl, what’s her name?
You: Dude she’s amazing, her names Nashelly
Friend: Luckyface :(, I want a girl like that too

Nashelly by Esefoos3.1.0 May 9, 2019