nüsseln 

Ein Verb welches den Ausdruck "auf die Nüsse gehen" zusammenfasst.

"Nüssel mich nicht!" -> "Geh mir nicht auf Nüsse!"
"Die nüsseln mich wieder." -> "Die gehen mir schon wieder auf die Nüsse."

nüsseln by Ruffo324 July 2, 2020

Nussenzwagger 

1. /noun/ An alcoholic beverage that (due to a small amount of mercury and lead) changes from color to color while you drink it. The immediate affect of the drink is a sudden dream-like high. Can be described as a a truly psychedelic experience. Unfortunately, side affects include "hippie" hallucinations, serious and sudden tremors of the body, and on occasion breaking out into Lady Gaga dance moves as well as songs.

Note: There is a slight chance of permanently altering your central nervous system (a.k.a your brain)...but in a blind test put out by the NIH only 7/10 people had this problem. So take your chance and be one of the lucky 30%...actually no, 20% (the other 10% sort of...."moved on" if you no what i mean, they will be deeply missed).

Dude 1: "Hey man, can i have 2 Nussenzwaggers?"

Dude 2: "Sure. Happy suicide."

Dude 1: "You know it!"

Nussenzwagger by ilovetheevent November 2, 2010

nussel 

The muscle you pull when you nut(ejactulate).

Yo bro I was jerking it last night and pulled a nussel.

nussel by Doorknob dick mick May 21, 2017

Nussen 

Also known as Kirby or the muffin man

Nussen will swallow you and gain their powers

Nussen by Nussen the muffin June 3, 2019

nussenblatt 

The most retarded Jewish name. This should be banned, but anyone who does have this last name is actually drop dead amazing.

Guy: what’s her last name?
Guy1: Nussenblatt
Guy: omg no way. She must be so lucky to be that amazing

nussenblatt by Nussenblatt October 29, 2019

Anal Nussen 

Anal sex with love or also hard. Depending on wheter with Kondömers or without.

Anal Nussen with Kondömers

Anal Nussen by Moishe1986 July 21, 2021

Nussel 

A friend or person with no person

Why is that dude lifting weights he's a nussel

Nussel by Smalls66 January 14, 2018