Nusser 

Someone who you know and you can have fun with most of the time.Nusser is a person who you can talk to when you have issues and will always give you strange solutions for them.. but they seem to always work. Nusser is very loud when he talks that some people think hes shouting at them when hes talking to them but hes not.. and keeps on denying that he is. Nusser sounds like Peter Griffin from family guy when he laughs. Nusser will do you as many favors as you need but with a little bit of complaining. he would say stuff like " no man sorry i cant do it ". but once you ask him nicely and mention words like "please" Nusser is all yours!!. Nuseer is a great DJ that can make you listen to him mixing tracks all night long. Nusser's dream is to DJ in front of the largest crowd in the whole world and make them listen to what he's got. Nusser is a very clean and organized person. Nusser ditches early morning classes like no one.

It is 3 am..

Baraa: Nusser man can you walk with me to McDonald's I'm really hungry and i cant sleep if i don't eat you know that.

Nusser:(shouting) no way man it is 3 am and i had a really long day I'm really tired go by yourself.

Baraa: please man !!

Nusser: oh whatever man.. lets just go.

Nusser by Barbourita July 1, 2009

Nasser 

HUGE schlong , faithful ass nigga, plays playstation so hes straight, will knock a nigga out, always speaks what is on his mind, passionate lover and loves food

person a: hey have you met Nasser
person b: oh yeah i've met him, i piped him.
person a: same gurl

Nasser by RaccoonToast June 25, 2019

Flea Nasser 

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.

Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
….
Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser

Flea Nasser by OppositeOfFleaNasser April 3, 2022

Josh Nasser 

His father was the Antiochian Village camp director from 1997-2006. Tough shadow to live under

Josh Nasser: hey guys...
Literally everyone: Wow Josh thanks for telling us again how your dad was the camp director

Josh Nasser by Amashni September 4, 2018

Nasser 

when something is so unfunny that you have to laugh

Person 1: “DaBrat more like DaRat”

Whole Group: “NASSERRRRR”

Nasser by nolann March 15, 2022

nursery rhymes 

The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.

Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.

nursery rhymes by Dr.Pepperlotsundbergy April 26, 2008

Adrienne Nesser 

One of the coolest women on the face of the earth. She's married to Billie Joe Armstrong, the gorgeous and talented lead singer and guitarist of American punk band Green Day, and no matter what you teenies care to believe, you are not competition for her and he will not divorce her to marry you. She manages to stay out of the annoyances of Hollywood and remain completely loyal to Billie Joe, as she also raises a family with him.

"Adrienne is the only woman I will ever love." -straight out of the horse's mouth, Billie Joe Armstrong

Adrienne Nesser by S-a-r-a-h May 15, 2005