numsuck

When ur sucking sumones ballz and you get pubes stuck in your teeth

I numsucked alfie.

by Definitelynotapube May 14, 2018

nupsuckle

when yur asss gets fucked so hard you cum from your ass

Have nupsuckle sex boii.

by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi September 2, 2019

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nutsuckgamer82

A man named Owen Holtzer, aka the gamer who sucked nuts back in ‘82

“Yo I think that’s nutsuckgamer82!”
“Really? Like THE nutsuckgamer82?”

by DripTarts October 13, 2022

numfuckery

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

by i didnt know October 6, 2016

Numsack

This is a useless person that is unable to do anything worth while, a complete idiot.

Why would you put diesel in a unleaded vehicle, because you are a Numsack.

by spankmeister king October 11, 2010

Numbsuck your asshole

When you suck someone’s ass so hard, it feels numb

I’m gonna numbsuck your asshole so hard tonight.

by LilT17 May 14, 2020