numsuck

When ur sucking sumones ballz and you get pubes stuck in your teeth

I numsucked alfie.

numsuck by Definitelynotapube May 14, 2018

nupsuckle 

when yur asss gets fucked so hard you cum from your ass

Have nupsuckle sex boii.

nupsuckle by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi September 2, 2019

Nutsucker Pussypucker 

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

Nutsucker Pussypucker by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nutsuckgamer82

A man named Owen Holtzer, aka the gamer who sucked nuts back in ‘82

“Yo I think that’s nutsuckgamer82!”
“Really? Like THE nutsuckgamer82?”

nutsuckgamer82 by DripTarts October 13, 2022

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions

i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery

numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016

Numsack 

This is a useless person that is unable to do anything worth while, a complete idiot.

Why would you put diesel in a unleaded vehicle, because you are a Numsack.

Numsack by spankmeister king October 11, 2010

Numbsuck your asshole 

When you suck someone’s ass so hard, it feels numb

I’m gonna numbsuck your asshole so hard tonight.

Numbsuck your asshole by LilT17 May 14, 2020