A Null Bulge - A type of chastity present in certain NSFW art in which the bulge of the subject is round, usually accompanied by a symbol of a lock. This is usually made of rubber, commonly latex, and stops the subject from cumming completely. Additionally it may heighten the subject's feeling of pleasure.
Commonly used in tandem with dronification.
when a guy is getting his hair cut by a female hairdresser, as she leans over from the side, his elbow is conveniently nudged by her vagina..in some cases the hairdresser will even rest her camel on the elbow..
i was in the hairdressers the other day, and the fit bird cutting my hair camel nudged me!
Someone who thinks he's smarter than you and decides to tell you what to eat, fuck and do... Its natural habitat is usually in a position of power where he can exercise his will over others without any downside in case he's dead wrong and others suffer(he always is) ...
Crazy ass mf:"Hey nudgeboy, go fuck yourself, don't tell me how to mow my lawn. It ain't your business...
Nudgeboy:" But we have studies showing-insert BS-. Science say so! "
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.