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Not to be 

Something Shakespeare wrote a long time ago.
"To be or not to be" is all the Shakespeare most people know
Not to be by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Not to be critical 

A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.
dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?

dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.

dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.

dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.

dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*
Not to be critical by TV CAR May 2, 2010

Not to be rude but 

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence indicating the person really IS about to be rude.
"Not to be rude but" those pants make your ass look fat.
Not to be rude but by Thisnametaken September 26, 2008

Not to be picky, but...

A verbal warning that the speaker is about to be picky.
"Not to be picky, but... do you really thing that necklace goes with that blouse?"
Not to be picky, but... by mum61e January 16, 2012

Not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea 

One of the best blogs on tumblr, pretty sure they're a god. They also seem immortal??
Oh man I only have coffee, not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea will not be happy...
Not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea by Fluffibon December 10, 2018

not to be fucked with 

when someone is so bad ass, you can't even fuck with them
Nate Garner is so hot he's not to be fucked with
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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