whiffle

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound
While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.
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fellacity

noun, from "veracity", the act of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, cf. adj., fellacious, as in "a fellacious argument".
Dick's fellacity finally convinced Jane.
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pencil-fucked

Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.
The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.
by mum61e January 2, 2012
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perimenstrual

All parts of the menstrual cycle not already covered by "menstrual", "pre-menstrual" and "post-menstrual".
"Dear God, what on earth is the matter with her THIS time?"

"She's perimenstrual."

"Ah. Gotcha. Say no more."
by mum61e February 10, 2012
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Not to be picky, but...

A verbal warning that the speaker is about to be picky.
"Not to be picky, but... do you really thing that necklace goes with that blouse?"
by mum61e January 16, 2012
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schmooseoisie

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.
The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.
by mum61e August 1, 2012
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purrzac

The medicinal effect of having a purring cat around.
Who's needs Prozac when you can has Purrzac?
by mum61e January 3, 2012
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