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Definitions by mum61e

donkey-licked 

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.
In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.
donkey-licked by mum61e November 16, 2013

femonist 

Conflation of emo and feminist: a woman, usually young, who equates the petty annoyances of her everyday life to real and urgent women's issues.
The femonist complained that, at her sucky store-clerk job, that she hates, two older guys had tried to cheer her up.

"#FML #misogyny #killallmen" she tweeted angrily.
femonist by mum61e April 3, 2013

intersectionality 

1. A term used in feminist discourse to mean "I may drag all my issues into every discussion".

2. A methodology of making any issue too complex to be resolved, thus keeping academic theorists in a job.
1. "MY FEMINISM WILL BE INTERSECTIONAL OR IT WILL BE BULLSHIT!" (Yes, you can Google it.)

2. Viewed synoptically, the intersectionality of the kyriarchy subsumes.
intersectionality by mum61e January 5, 2013

fellacious 

adj., of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, as in "a fellacious argument", cf. noun, fellacity
Dick's fellacious endeavours finally convinced Jane.
fellacious by mum61e December 4, 2012

fellacity 

noun, from "veracity", the act of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, cf. adj., fellacious, as in "a fellacious argument".
Dick's fellacity finally convinced Jane.
fellacity by mum61e December 4, 2012

schmooseoisie 

The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.

To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.
The schmooseoisie was out in force at Erin's opening.
schmooseoisie by mum61e August 1, 2012

with all due respect 

‎"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz
"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry
with all due respect by mum61e February 12, 2012