"'With all due respect' is a much nicer way of saying 'Listen here, you fucking moron.'" --Andy Borowitz
"With all due respect to the folks that are out there running for office, as well, but if you replace a Democrat insider with a Republican insider, do you think that is gonna change a thing in Washington, D.C.?" --Rick Perry
by mum61e February 12, 2012
by mum61e February 03, 2012
noun, from "veracity", the act of convincing your partner that fellatio is delicious, cf. adj., fellacious, as in "a fellacious argument".
by mum61e December 04, 2012
Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.
The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.
by mum61e January 02, 2012
All parts of the menstrual cycle not already covered by "menstrual", "pre-menstrual" and "post-menstrual".
"Dear God, what on earth is the matter with her THIS time?"
"She's perimenstrual."
"Ah. Gotcha. Say no more."
"She's perimenstrual."
"Ah. Gotcha. Say no more."
by mum61e February 10, 2012
by mum61e January 16, 2012
The in-crowd of art groupies that hangs around gallery openings.
To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.
To qualify, you must be polished, primped and sufficiently flexuous to do a bit of iPhone texting while holding a conversation, a glass of organic wine, a plate of organic snacks, and a camera - and, at the same time, indulging in some serious shoulder-surfing to check if there's someone further up the social ladder you haven't yet air-kissed, dahling.
by mum61e August 01, 2012