A flying fuck

A unit of measurement.

I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Republican

About half of {America. Mortal enemy of the Democrat

There's a Democrat and a Republican next to each other.

Someone is going to die

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Gandhi

1: Famous Indian guy
2: To shit your pants and not care
3: That asshole who ruins every game of Civilization with nukes

1: Gandhi died a long time ago
2: When your grandpa starts to Gandhi himself, you should pull the plug
3: It's turn five how the fuck did Gandhi get nukes already?!

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Not to be

Something Shakespeare wrote a long time ago.

"To be or not to be" is all the Shakespeare most people know

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Science Teacher

Either an amusing or infuriating psychopath

My science teacher is a crazy bastard

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

For shits and giggles

For no real reason other than amusement.

Mike fucked a grandma for shits and giggles.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018