Orphanage

A flammable building full of small children.

Hey, let's set that orphanage on fire for shits and giggles

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Austria

Basically South Germany. Not to be confused with Australia.

Austria is the home of such visionaries as Hitler, Mozart, and Schwarzenegger.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

For shits and giggles

For no real reason other than amusement.

Mike fucked a grandma for shits and giggles.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Not to be

Something Shakespeare wrote a long time ago.

"To be or not to be" is all the Shakespeare most people know

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Emoji

An alphabet for retards

"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

A flying fuck

A unit of measurement.

I do not give a flying fuck about your wedding.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018