Not to be

Something Shakespeare wrote a long time ago.

"To be or not to be" is all the Shakespeare most people know

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Vegan

A preachy asshole who lacks nutrients.

That fucking vegan is insulting me for eating a hamburger. Good thing he'll die soon.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Science Teacher

Either an amusing or infuriating psychopath

My science teacher is a crazy bastard

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Precambrian

A boring time a really long time ago when the only things on earth were bacteria.

He's so old he remembers the Precambrian.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Orphanage

A flammable building full of small children.

Hey, let's set that orphanage on fire for shits and giggles

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

For shits and giggles

For no real reason other than amusement.

Mike fucked a grandma for shits and giggles.

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

Emoji

An alphabet for retards

"Hey, why'd you shoot that guy?"
"He used an emoji"
"You're a hero and a good person."

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018