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pronounciation: nawt-sum, adjective. The anti-thesis of awesome. Describes all that is not awesome.
"Dude, my car just got stolen."

"Notsome!"
notsome by Olivier November 12, 2003
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Haha you don't know what a noomer is, tut tut tut, what a noomer
Paul: What's a noomer?

James: Haha ur a noomer.
Noomer by NoInternet October 14, 2019

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.
I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers
Noomer Poomer by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

noxometer 

A bullshit detector. Internal compass that tells you when someone/something is full of crap and not to be believed.
Bob: "Jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."
noxometer by mini lee November 2, 2010
A caffeine hangover, specifically the feeling you get the day after having a bottle of nos or an otherwise large amount of caffeine
Dude I have the worst nosover this morning, this headache just won't go away. I can't believe I had 3 bottles of nos at the movies last night.
nosover by thepwnmaster December 2, 2011
a noomer is a old executive of a news station that thinks they are catering to teens, when the only people that watch the news are middle aged men and women.
“bro did you see the section about memes on NBC? they said they provoke racist and unruly behavior”

“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”
Noomer by kannon on youtube May 29, 2020
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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