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pronounciation: nawt-sum, adjective. The anti-thesis of awesome. Describes all that is not awesome.
"Dude, my car just got stolen."

"Notsome!"
notsome by Olivier November 12, 2003
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Haha you don't know what a noomer is, tut tut tut, what a noomer
Paul: What's a noomer?

James: Haha ur a noomer.
Noomer by NoInternet October 14, 2019

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.
I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers
Noomer Poomer by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

noxometer 

A bullshit detector. Internal compass that tells you when someone/something is full of crap and not to be believed.
Bob: "Jim said he went to the party and they had 50 kegs and 4000 naked women who all wanted to sleep with him."
Bill: "Yeah, about that, my noxometer is going apeshit."
Bob: "I kinda figured he was full of shit too."
noxometer by mini lee November 2, 2010
A caffeine hangover, specifically the feeling you get the day after having a bottle of nos or an otherwise large amount of caffeine
Dude I have the worst nosover this morning, this headache just won't go away. I can't believe I had 3 bottles of nos at the movies last night.
nosover by thepwnmaster December 2, 2011
a noomer is a old executive of a news station that thinks they are catering to teens, when the only people that watch the news are middle aged men and women.
“bro did you see the section about memes on NBC? they said they provoke racist and unruly behavior”

“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”
Noomer by kannon on youtube May 29, 2020