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a noomer is a old executive of a news station that thinks they are catering to teens, when the only people that watch the news are middle aged men and women.
“bro did you see the section about memes on NBC? they said they provoke racist and unruly behavior”

“those noomers know nothing. don’t watch the news.”
Noomer by kannon on youtube May 29, 2020
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A horrible person and a name to call someone. An Aussie word
Oi come here ya noomer
Noomer by The,id June 4, 2021

Noomer Poomer

A male of Egyptian decent, who resembles that of an over-weight Hindu rapist.
I’m never going back to Willow-brook Mall, way to many Noomer Poomers
Noomer Poomer by NJCoptic September 10, 2019

dank nooner 

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.
My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.
dank nooner by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

fat nooner

A term for popping a wheelie, usually on a motorcycle, and usually performed by a motobro. Not as dank as a fat ass nooner.
I'll be rippin fat nooners all over town soon as I get my gixxer
fat nooner by Nig downtown J-dubya February 6, 2017
This word is a combination of words "noob" and "looser".
Noozer by x000x01 February 28, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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