Nosent 

like yesnt but with the word no

Person 1: would you like a drink
Person 2: nosent
Person 1: what the stationary fuck Jim

Nosent by Sparkyfam9000 February 25, 2020

Nomentum 

No Momentum - no motivation to complete a task

This project is going slow to day because I have nomentum.

Nomentum by WiredTiger August 26, 2003

nonentity

1. A person regarded as being of no importance or significance.
2. Nonexistence.
3. Something that does not exist or that exists only in the imagination

1. i am a nonentity
2. It doesn't exist, it's a nonentity!
3. Sorry kid but Santa Claus and the tooth fairy are nonentities.

nonentity by coca October 31, 2003

Noseturbate 

The act of placing a twisted tissue up one's nose and moving it up and down to tickle the sinus and manually cause a sneeze.

Often useful when trying to releive one's self of the sensation of a sneeze that won't come out naturally.

I've been phantom sneezing all morning so I just noseturbated one out. It was orgasmic.

Noseturbate by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

nosen 

A fun loving person that loves math and likes few people but is loved by all ... beautiful tho and charming ...😊

She is a Nosen kind of girl

nosen by oseyi November 14, 2017

venus nosetrap 

the procedure of sneeking up on a sleeping relative or friend who is lying on a couch or some flat surface, and then propping your bare ass right in front of his or her face, next you break some serious wind which scares the shit out of the victim and causes them to jerk their head up violently, the most stimulating element of this process is the next movement which is when the victim's head jerks up and sadistically smacks the bare ass of the performer creating devastating whiplash and then their nose is inserted into the performer's anus, creaing a "venus nosetrap"; this is extremely brutal for the victim because they have the cruel honor of smelling an anus filled with soiled odor; if the performer has a huge ass they can potentially suffocate the victim; if the venus nosetrap is done properly, the victim looks like he is wearing a moon mask, with "moon" deriving from the ass

after holding in a day's worth of farts, i snuck up on my sleeping brother, seth, and gave him the best venus nosetrap yet, making him pass out for 5 minutes, from either my foul fart or blocking up his breathing paths

venus nosetrap by weasel June 9, 2005

Venus nosetrap 

Putting your bare ass right in front of a sleeping friend then having another friend smack them and shove there face right into your ass (nose in the hole). Then you rip a huge smelly fart and/or shit while their nose is in your asshole.

If you have a big ass you could fill the victims air passages with noxious ass gass, causing them to pass out.

Extra Thrill: Do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!

That venus nosetrap we pulled last night was awesome! I think he's still passed out with shit up his nose!

Venus nosetrap by BestTricks August 9, 2009