Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

noseticing 

That sense you feel when you finally discover what's causing most of society and the worlds problems.
He was noseticing a consistency in Civilisations downfall.
noseticing by NetworkNotFound June 7, 2024

Nosedicking 

Wearing a face mask so low as to have your nose sticking out.
Look at that guy nosedicking his mask, he's going to get us all sick!
Nosedicking by Jwensink85 July 28, 2020

nosepicking asslicker 

someone who doesn't realize how hypocritical they really are...they also pick their nose and lick asses
Dominic you are being such a nosepicking asslicker.

Noticing 

Thank you for noticing this notice.
Your noticing has been noted.
Noticing by Hafizhuzaifa July 25, 2020

Noseriding 

when surfing a longboard surfboard (9 feet or longer) the rider steps to the front tip of the board and perches there. Most surfers like to put their own style or flare to their noseride.
did you see me noseriding in the pocket?
Noseriding by Gantez June 9, 2010

If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: If I am not noticing Mel Gibson, I might die (What genders want).
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
Load more