It'
s tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all
time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!
They are also a sporty nation whose
popular heroes can be found at the
cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic
cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's
skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.
One of the quietest national heroes must be the
cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.
Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the
War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance
cod by using a heavy duty
rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too
hungry for it...
The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all
time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem
thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of
cod.
